- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

You see how lame this is?

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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