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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Derp

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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