- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Hillary Clinton

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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