- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Me Neither.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

knock knock no ones home

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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