A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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This is funny.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Anti Joke

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