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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

split your ass cheek

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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