- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Is maynaise an instrument?

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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