When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Donald Trump

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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