- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

no

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

kill yourself

hahahahaha thats not funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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