Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

How many light bulbs? 1

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

boobs!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Im black

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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