You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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