Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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