why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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A man killed himself.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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