- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

I'm hungry.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

penis

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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