what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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A white person at Harvard

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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