I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

what do you call a black chef glendon

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

children burning

God. God.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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