what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What is older than history?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

your mama's so fat... that's it

who else is on here?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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