- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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