- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

your social life.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What did Delaware? A coat.

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