- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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