- Anti Joke

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.