Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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A shark ate your mom

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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