- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

what do you call a black chef glendon

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

God. God.

children burning

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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