Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Donkey lips

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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