Your future.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

How come anti jokes r funny

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Liverpool City Football Club

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

42, that is all

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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