Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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hey

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Tunechi

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Anti Joke

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