your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Gun Control

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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