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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Potassium? K.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.