- Anti Joke

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

WEED!

A man makes a sandwich.

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