why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

The MLS

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A man... walks.

gay people

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

42, that is all

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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