- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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