What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Gangnam style

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

A man makes a sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

You just read this ..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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