what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

a seal walks into a club.

Your mother is average.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Loner.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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