- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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