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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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