What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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I would rape her

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How old are you? 20

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Church.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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