- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Oh...okay, good.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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