Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Potassium? K.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Obama

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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