- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

its all aodhan

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

what is a bracket? a bracket

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What is a chair?

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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