A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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