A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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bacon

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Yanter, Look it up

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your mother

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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