- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??