- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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