- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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