Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

look under under where under under where. under the couch

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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