anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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gay people

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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