- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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