- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Cripples are lame.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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