- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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