- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Bumsniffer

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

A man walks into a bar

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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