How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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womens rights

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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everybody loves raymond

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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