How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Alright then, call me sometime then.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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