- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

kill yourself

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

I like colin but not as much as apple

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What the hell are you doing?

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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