- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Racial equality.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Gun Control

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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