how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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