- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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