- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How come anti jokes r funny

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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