Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Obama

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Potassium? K.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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