- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

whos district champs not JM

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

long in the tooth!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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