- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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