- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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