Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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