Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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