- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

You just read this ..

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

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