did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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