How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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This is not a joke

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Anti Joke

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