How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Amazing

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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