Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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2 + 2 = 4

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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