- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

knock knock

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

breasts

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What's circular and round A circle

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

You see how lame this is?

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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