- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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