What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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