In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Amazing

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Womens rights

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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