Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

captcha: all yer base

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

gay people

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

cliché rebecca black joke.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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