- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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