Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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ur mum

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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